Since we live on t'water, like most PIRATES do, I want t'show you some o' our neighbors.
Here be some tasty little seabirds! They look good enough t'eat! Alas, they run too smartly and I won't go into t'water after them. My peg leg might warp!
Here be a scurvy creature we call a Sea Otter. He looks LAZY like my brother Busby does!
Avast ye swab Raymond! How dare ye compare me to a scurvy Sea Otter! Into t'BRIG with you!
Happy Talk Like a Pirate day, says I, CAPTAIN BUSBY t'you! Yo Ho Ho and a bottle o' cream! Have a great Sunday my fine buckos!